You gotta love the classics...
Dennis Prager has long used the image of the Lone Ranger as a metaphor for the role of the US in the world (3 guesses on who gets to be Tonto and guessing France automatically disqualifies you). But esteemed cinema expert Iowahawk has discovered the script from an old 50s TV western, Johnny Nuance, which (insert tone dripping with sarcasm here) vaguely resembles the disposition of a certain Senator from Massachusetts.
As you sing the theme song to yourself (or aloud if you're at work) think Davy Crockett. |