Tuesday, November 23, 2004

Step up liberals!

Cold Fury lets loose with the kind of rant that we've all felt like yelling at the top of our lungs at the hippie, peacenik, conspiracy theorist freaks on the left (via Paterrico). Here's a snippet:

Yep, that’s right, you commie bastiches, we’re coming for you. It’s only a matter of time now until you hear that late-night knock on the door you’ve been dreading all along. Our jack-booted gendarmerie is going to be working overtime rounding up every non-white and non-rich subject of our fascist regime, and we’re going to be baking every last one of you into pies that we’ll then refuse to share with the poor and hungry. We’ll be baking those pies in coal-fired ovens, and those ovens will be devoid of any sort of exhaust-scrubber whatever, because we want to release all the toxic gases and chemicals we can into the atmosphere.

Read the whole thing; it's hysterical.