Now that's why I don't watch CNN...
...because they're subliminally messing with your mind. I always thought it strange that after watching only 10 minutes of CNN I had an uncontrollable urge to take razor sharp shears and cut the tops off of shrubs and bushes... Hmmm? Apparently that's not a huge coincidence when you realize they're just putting a big target on the VP's head
Just imagine the tragedy that would have been narrowly averted had I been trimming the hedges and if Reggie Bush had stopped by Saturday before his big game against Fresno State. I shudder at the thought... and I don't think Hugh would have been strong enough to resist these powerful Jedi mind tricks sent by the emperor himself, Ted Turner. Oh how Hugh loathes the Trojans. UPDATE: Uh-oh Michelle's got it now... It's so on! I hope CNN's ready for the onslaught on this one. She's got phone numbers, emails... the whole nine yards. UPDATE 2: Looks like it may have been accidental after all. Oops. My bad. |