The terrorists made Jack cry...
 ... and every tear he sheds yields 10 dead terrorists, so look for next week's body count to jump.But can you really blame Tony for wanting to die? Robocop helped the terrorists kill his wife, so he goes to kill Robocop, and as he hesitates the moment before he plunges the syringe into Robocop's neck, Robocop suddenly comes out of his coma and kills Tony. Jack runs in, cradles Tony's body and starts to cry. He is gonna start some serious shit next week. You can't just kill Jack's friend and expect to live. But what was with Tony's Princess Bride speech? "Hello. My name is Tony Almeida. You killed my wife. Prepare to die." I hald expected to see Andre the Giant and the Brute Squad to run in to save the day. We do need to give props to the fat, nasty hobbitses and the nameless CTU security guard for sacrificing themselves to save Kim. Oh, and the rest of CTU as well... We salute you nameless CTU security guard. This MGD's for you... And not that I was timing it, but I think it took all of 15 minutes for Jack to go for the jugular on Kim's boyfriend, Tom Green/Dr. Phil. Slimy bastard! Taking advantage of Kim at her most vulnerable! Man, I wanted to see Jack kill him with his bare hands. That would have made up for the cheesy Robocop popping out of his coma to kill Tony and that, for the first time, someone (Cola) can't drive clear across LA county in the span of an episode even if it means saving Kim and the rest of CTU. Must have gotten stuck on the 405...  Next, we have your updated Jack Bauer Kill Counter. We racked up 3 more dead bodies this episode (I can't believe they credit a hobbit as a full kill).And Last but not least, your Jack Bauer Moment of Zen... Saddam Hussein was toppled from power after inviting |
