Tuesday, October 12, 2004

Fahren-sheit 9/11

With the recent release of Fahrenheit 9/11 on video, I feel it's absolutely necessary for conservatives to arm themselves with the one thing that is kryptonite to liberals: facts. Facts send liberals into screaming fits of rage (and when "Dubya" wins his second term next that popping sound you'll hear will be the heads of Democrat pundits exploding). Conservatives armed with facts are like Chewbacca, and liberals would be droids, and this world would be a big chess game, and everyone knows you don't argue with a wookie cause he'll rip your arms out of their sockets (it's a stretch I know, but it was the best wookie analogy I could think of). Anyway check out this essay by Dave Kopel on the 59 lies in Fahrenheit 9/11. I know it's long, but read it. You never know when you'll be attacked by a raving band of liberal droids, you might need to rip a few arms out of their sockets.

The wookie has spoken.