Tuesday, November 23, 2004

Rottweiler vs. a French poodle

Once again the French try to pretend to be important and involved in the world at large and the Big Dog rips the itsy-bitsy French poodle to shreds... again. We really ought to make mocking the French our national pasttime. I do enjoy it so:

"Branding the US practices against the Fallujah residents as "state terrorism," Pascal Boniface, Director of the Institute for International and Strategic Studies in Paris, expected the onslaught to further fan anti-US feelings in the entire Islamic world.
  • Wow. I didn't know the French considered it "terrorism" to force pathetic vermin into a stand-up fight. After all, the jihadis blow up schools and police stations, decapitate bound hostages, and crank out the usual Friday-night humanitarian aid-worker snuff films. In their off time they bitch, hector, spew laughably histrionic threats, and otherwise act French. Of course from the perspective of the Paris elite the thought of standing up and fighting like a man is undoubtedly terrifying, so it's no wonder they view our military actions as "state terrorism".

Addressing a seminar organized by the Arab World Institute on Wednesday, November 17, Boniface said the cold-blooded killing of an unarmed, wounded Iraqi

  • What really worries the French is that if the Americans possess a technology that can kill unarmed defenseless prisoners then the primary combat tactic of the French army is rendered worthless.

He said the murder as well as the prisoners abuses in the infamous Abu Ghreib and Guantanamo Bay detentions demonstrate an established policy and doctrine.

  • Yep. White House policy is to shoot anyone who's already dead and force anyone captured to parade around with women's underwear on their head, modeling the soul destroying panty-turban. It's all clearly laid out in National Security Presidential Directive NSPD 16-c, "Guidelines for Offensive Underwear-Warfare", which is of course classified.

I'm reminded of the Guinness commercials with the oldfashioned guys: "Brilliant!!"