Tuesday, November 22, 2005

This bird flu thing has gotten a little cuckoo...

As we discussed before, I believe the avian flu pandemic scare is a little over blown. Take the following example...

Abramovich Must Keep Pet Parrot Caged on Yacht, N.Z. Says

Nov. 22 (Bloomberg) -- Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich's NZ$170 million ($117 million) yacht can visit New Zealand as long as his pet parrot remains caged and doesn't leave the boat, to avoid the risk of spreading disease, the government said.

New Zealand officials are concerned the Grey African parrot may carry diseases such as avian influenza. The parrot must stay in its cage, indoors throughout the visit, Biosecurity New Zealand said in a statement sent to Bloomberg today.

The parrot will be tested for a variety of diseases when the yacht first arrives in Auckland, and inspected daily by government officials pending the test results. The yacht will be able to visit other New Zealand ports only once the parrot is cleared, the agency said.

If the parrot test positive for any disease, it must leave New Zealand, the agency said. The parrot's owner will have to pay the costs of testing and inspection, the agency said, without saying how much that would be.


Now I understand controlling the environment, especially for small island communities like our fine state Hawaii and their strict agricultural and animal policies for travellers and residents. But this is begging for a Monty Python skit. Something along the lines of Lancelot using "scientific methods" to determine how to quantify a witch.

At least the owner will pay the expenses if his bird test positive and doesn't have to be worried about being burned at the stake, so that's a plus. But it still seems to be a waste of money...