Cake or Death: A second thought on the torture ban

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September 18th, 2007

Fed Cuts Benchmark Rate Half Point, Seeking to Forestall Recession in U.S. - "The Federal Reserve lowered its benchmark interest rate by a half point to 4.75 percent, the first cut in four years, to protect the U.S. from sinking into a recession sparked by fallout from the housing-market collapse. 'Today's action is intended to help forestall some of the adverse effects on the broader economy that might otherwise arise from the disruptions in financial markets,' the Federal Open Market Committee said in a statement after meeting today in Washington. The central bank will 'act as needed to foster price stability and sustainable economic growth.' Stocks surged, two-year Treasury notes rose and the dollar fell to a record low against the euro. The larger-than-forecast reduction suggests Chairman Ben S. Bernanke is prepared to leave himself open to criticism that he's rescuing investors from bad decisions for the sake of saving the six-year expansion."
U.S. Producer Prices Drop More Than Forecast; Foreclosures on Homes Double - "The 1.4 percent decrease, the biggest since October, followed a 0.6 percent increase in July, the Labor Department said today in Washington. So-called core prices, which exclude fuel and food costs, rose 0.2 percent after a 0.1 percent gain the month before. Slower inflation gave policy makers room to cut their benchmark rate today in an effort to sustain the expansion in the face of a housing recession. A drop in fuel expenses pushed prices down in August and cooling economic growth will continue to restrain raw-material costs, economists said."

September 14th, 2007

U.S. Retail Sales, Output Rise Less Than Forecast, Adding to Rate-Cut Case - "The 0.3 percent increase in sales during August followed a revised 0.5 percent gain in July, the Commerce Department said today in Washington. Purchases excluding automobiles unexpectedly fell 0.4 percent. Production gained 0.2 percent, with factory output declining for the first time since February. While a report from the University of Michigan and Reuters Group Plc showed consumer confidence increased, their sentiment index remained near the lowest level in a year. Treasury notes rallied after the retail sales and production reports, before losing the gains."

September 13th, 2007

Greenspan Says He Didn't Foresee Credit Rout, Endorses Bernanke, CBS Says - "Current Fed Chairman Ben S. Bernanke 'is doing an excellent job,' Greenspan said in an interview on the 60 Minutes program, according to excerpts e-mailed by CBS today. The show is scheduled to air on Sept. 16, a day before the publication of Greenspan's book, 'The Age of Turbulence.' The remarks come amid criticism among some investors that Bernanke has failed to be as forceful as his predecessor in responding to financial turmoil. Greenspan in 1998 cut interest rates three times after a Russian debt default rippled through global markets. Bernanke's Fed has refrained from lowering its benchmark so far, relying on other tools to provide liquidity."
Commercial-Paper Market Decline in U.S. Slows as Concerns Over Credit Ease - "U.S. stocks rose and Treasuries fell after the Federal Reserve reported short-term debt dropped by $8.2 billion, compared with a decline of $31.3 billion a week earlier. That coincided with Countrywide Financial Corp. obtaining new financing and banks finding buyers for loans to fund Kohlberg Kravis Roberts & Co.'s buyout of Alliance Boots. Issuers with the biggest chance of default had stopped trying to sell commercial paper, rekindling appetite for short- term debt, said Tony Crescenzi, chief bond market strategist at Miller Tabak & Co. in New York. 'Investors have already pushed out the weakest issuers,' Crescenzi said in an e-mail. 'The commercial paper that remains is a relatively more respected crop.'"

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Thursday, January 26, 2006

A second thought on the torture ban

Looks like not all torture was banned. Someone call the ACLU

Anti-torture legislation, poised to consume Congress and Senate after the Samuel Alito hearings, will still allow "naked dude pyramids," Capitol Hill insiders said yesterday.

The news was welcomed by the "Lynndie England types" of the U.S. military - about four people in a total force of over one million soldiers.

Ms. England was convicted last year of torture for her role in the Abu Ghraib prison, but not for stacking prisoners like charcoal briquettes. "It was her use of the dog collar that had us peeved," said an anonymous military judge.

The legislation will buttress existing legislation already banning torture. The bill's subtitle is "Redundant Moral Superiority / A Lesson In Bestowing Constitutional Rights Upon Suspected Terrorists."

A spokesman for Senator John McCain, who is leading the anti-torture bill, said, "This may not help us win the War On Terror, but we sure will be able to feel good about our moral superiority the millisecond before we're vaporized by terrorist nukes!"

Unfortunately for those Lynndie England types, the legislation will indeed ban "corralling prisoners with dog collars."

"Naked dude pyramids" were all the rage in early 2004. Some commentators called the naked dude pyramids "the gayest thing to transform American pop culture before Brokeback Mountain was released."

Oh the humanity. Not the Naked Dude Pyramid of Death!!! What about mocking them in their underwear and making them wear silly hats and hoods?! Please don't tell me that's legal.

What I think they really ought to ask themselves is WWJBD... What would Jack Bauer do? The ~~Chuck Norris~~ Jack Bauer Random Fact Generator says:

~~Chuck Norris~~ Jack Bauer is the reason you don't mess with Texas.

Heh.

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