Tuesday, February 28, 2006

24 confirms Kim Bauer will be back!

Blogs 4 Bauer had been promising her return for weeks, only to leave us utterly depressed when the episode finishes and she's still MIA. But next week, the commercials confirmed her actual presence at CTU! Thank God!

And this week, CTU saves president Weasel's pasty buns by Section 112-ing the fat, nasty hobbitsses and running with the attack intel that saves the day. For agent Pierce's heroics, he should be promoted to Jack's back up partner, should something happen to Cola. Then Jack and Pierce could be two shots of 152. But they're both reds, so perhaps a whiskey is in order. Maybe that new 184 proof whiskey that's in the works.

And the old robocop guy tries to kill Jack with a clipboard. Please. You can't kill Jack with a clipboard. He really ought to know better.

And now your moments of zen Jack:

Chuck Norris Jack Bauer has bed sheets that are made from 60 grade sandpaper.

Jimmy Hoffa is alive and well in Chuck Norris' Jack Bauer's large intestine but refuses to say "uncle".

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth. In the end all that will be left is Chuck Norris Jack Bauer.
Now we wait for Kim....

UPDATE: Aaahh! I forgot the kill counter...

How many people died last episode? I picked 6 and I think I'm close...

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