Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Jack Bauer shoots down a helicopter with a handgun

What can more can you say about Jack? He decks his partner, Cola (as in Bicardi & Cola), goes after the lead against presidential orders and without backup, gets into a 8 on 2 shootout, and gets in a pissing contest with a hobbit/CTU director, turning all of CTU against Samwise Gamgee in the process. But Elisha Cuthbert has yet to make her appearance this season. The suspense for Kim's return is near unbearable, but I somehow manage to struggle through it.

... And the kill counter continues to climb...

And now our moment of Zen from the Chuck Norris Jack Bauer Random Fact Generator:

It is common knowledge that there are three sides to the force: The Light Side, The Dark Side, and Chuck Norris Jack Bauer.

Oxygen requires Chuck Norris Jack Bauer to live.

Before he visits anywhere, international law dictates that Chuck Norris Jack Bauer must inform the area's inhabitants at least seven days before his arrival. The necessary funeral arrangements can then be made.