Wednesday, February 21, 2007

A public service announcement from Jack Bauer

Do you have a handgun? Do you know how to use it?

Take this lesson from Jack Bauer:

Jack: Have you ever used one of these before?

Marilyn: No.

Jack: Just point and shoot.
This concludes our publice service announcement. And now your Jack Bauer Moment of ZenTM:
When Chuck Norris Jack Bauer enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.

Chuck Norris Jack Bauer once fought of 767 wild Grizzly bears which is why they are now endangered.

Chuck Norris Jack Bauer has defined the word "upchuck" as when Chuck Jack kicks someone so hard in the testicles that they vomit out their entire digestive tract.

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