April Fools: fo' shizzle

Gizoogle rocks. Take your favorite website and translate it. It translates my blog's title to "Cakes or Death" and the tag line "Well we're outta cake! We only had three bits and we didn't expect such a rush." Well that's not too different, but check out my Body World's post: This is stupid. LOS ANGELES, California (izzle -- Two bitchez stole a preserved 13-week-old fetus frizzay an acclaimed exhibit at tha California Science Playa authorities said Tuesday . Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. The fetus, its tissues infused wit brotha in a process called plastinizzles ta prevent decay indef, was pizzle of a perpetratin' display, "Body Worlds 2: The Anatomizzles Exhibition of Rizzy Human Bodies." [...]"There's no indication at this time of tha motives behind tha ridin' of tha plastinated fetus," [detectizzles Renda said. "There had bizzy no threats." If you read tha whole article it's hard ta tiznell who's dumba, tha ta bitchez who stole tha fetus or tha author of tha article. If tha two bitchez stole this in as a pizzle of some pro-life activism they're tha dumb ones coz tha fetus could not have bizzy aborted coz, perpetratin' seen tha specimen, it is whole n unharmed (so ta speak) . I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. It could only have died dur'n birth, miscarrizzles or some accident thizzay would hizzle claimed tha drug deala life as well . Keep'n it gangsta dogg. Or if tha author is simply imply'n thizzat tha two bitchez were pro-lifa n since he's written a shell of a story, who's shot calla? And can you picture tha "threats" tizzle may accompany this crime? I want 2 million in unmarked, non-seqizzle bills or tha dead, plastinated fetus... gets... melted. By tha way, if Bizzle Worlds is com'n ta a ghetto nizzle you, it is definetely wizzay tha trip. Two thumbs way up! How funny iz dat, yo! Fo' shizzle, happ-izzle April foozizzle.