Tuesday, June 07, 2005

US Marine finds Nessie

PHOENIX, June 7 /PRNewswire/ -[off the wire, no link]- Forensics Investigator William McDonald has been researching the Loch Ness Monster for 12 years. The former U.S. Marine is now on the threshold of breaking new evidence that, for the first time, reveals what the creature is, proves its existence, and explains why the animal is only seen on blurry photos. McDonald is also prepared to reveal why the Scottish Highland Government is covering up information about the monster's true identity. With exclusive photos and video, McDonald is prepared to detail:

- Slide Tracks taken in December on the banks of Loch Ness of an animal reported to be 50 to 60 feet long.
- A half-devoured deer carcass found by two American students in March.
- A four inch barbed shed tooth found in the deer's remains, confiscated by Scottish Authorities, confirmed by biologists to be real.
- The actual species of the animal known as Nessie.
- Why it is not a plesiosaur, as the Highlanders claim it to be.
- How the animal entered Loch Ness prior to 1930 and why it is trapped.
- Why it only surfaces to feed on winter nights.
- Why the Scottish Government confiscated the tooth found by the American students' and how their footage came to appear at www.LochNessTooth.com

Leave it to the Marines to find the Loch Ness Monster. Next of course are Bigfoot, El Chupacabra, and Osama bin Laden.