Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Al-Qaeda declares war on fellow Muslims now

I guess they figured since they had already killed a bunch of Muslims who'd rather be free, happy, and part of a capitalistic and democratic society, that they may as well get it over with and just declare war on all Shiites.

CAIRO (AP)-[off the wire, no link]-Al-Qaida's leader in Iraq purportedly declared an all-out war on Shiite Muslims, Iraqi troops and the country's government in an audio tape released on Internet on Wednesday.

The speaker on the tape, introduced as Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, also said his militant forces would attack any Iraqi it believes has cooperated with an ongoing U.S.-led offensive in the northern Iraqi city of Tal Afar.

"If proven that any of (Iraq's) national guards, police or army are agents of the Crusaders, they will be killed and his house will be demolished or burnt - after evacuating all women and children - as a punishment," the voice said in the new tape that surfaced on an Internet site known for carrying extremist Islamist content.

The speaker announced "all-out war against Shiites everywhere. Beware, there will be no mercy."

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And shortly afterward they posted a new video saying just in case you forgot we've previously delcared war on the USA, George Bush, Israel, Iraq, Afghanistan, Britain, Japan, Spain, Italy, Poland, Australia, all the islands in the Carribean (for the devil's liquor they call Rum and bikinis), Cindy Sheehan, Major League Baseball players who use steriods, Victoria's Secret (Heidi Klum and Tyra Banks specifically), the Fox News Channel, and puppies (because they're just too damn cute).

They just wanted to make sure they were covering all their bases.