Adventures of a first-time homeowner, pt. 2
Well part 3 actually because I added that update on my distaste for wallpaper to the original post. But I digress... Now I'm not a most "handy" of guys. I can hold my own on a very limited basis, but overall I wouldn't say I'm handy. So when the fetching Mrs. Wookie is looking to add handles and knobs to all handle-less kitchen drawers and knob-less kitchen cabinets, I figured no biggie. Drill a few holes and bam we're done. Two things: One, as I was writing this post, this picture from our recent Ireland trip came to mind. Not sure why... ![]() And two, you actually need to measure where the holes are supposed to go so the two sides of the handle will attach to the drawer, and when you are a centimeter off things don't screw in too well. So then I had to show those bolts who was boss and stripped them clean. Then I pulled out the hammer and beat the crap out of the bolts to force them into place. Overall two handles installed in 90 minutes isn't too bad, and I only needed 3 shots of whiskey to calm myself down to prevent me from throwing a hammer through the wall. Good ratios all around. Now I just hope that we never, ever, ever plan on taking those handles off, because that won't be pretty. They're on so tight I think they could survive a nuclear attack. And miraculously the drawer survived this onslaught rather well to boot. |