Thursday, February 02, 2006

Ray Nagin's Chocolate City can't catch a break

Mother Nature keeps laying the smack down on New Orleans with two tornadoes.

Ray Nagin: It's dark chocolate and white milk... mixed together, makes a tasty beverage.

Mother Nature: Shut up, Ray.

On the other hand maybe Mother Nature agrees and is trying to be the straw that stirs the drink. Maybe she's looking for that tasty treat... We'll just have to wait for Pat Robertson, the legendary interpreter of God's will, to respond to these latest events to know for sure.

In the meantime I'll just settle for a mocha... extra shot please.