Wednesday, February 28, 2007

24 breaks cultural barriers! Terrorist "real men of genius"!

Leave it to the intrepid 24 writers to blaze new trails for the rights of typecast terrorists everywhere! They won't typecast those terrorists as, well, terrorists anymore!

And leading the charge for terrorists rights to be heroes is the former shirpa turned terrorist turned diplomat himself as he risks life and limb to save President Chapelle who was obviously too high at the time to be paying attention to the suspiscious blinking bomb, planted not-too-subtley by the assistant to the formerly weasel-ly Dr. Janosz who was lurking around the presidential podium. I mean really the last person who wasn't the president who was hiding that close to the presidential podium was Monica Lewinsky.

But I digress. The former shirpa turned terrorist turned diplomat has likely saved the day and kept the evil Halliburton conspiracy from taking over the presidency (again) and enslaving wannabee terrorists everywhere.

So this Bud's for you mister formerly typecast terrorist who won't be typecast as a terrorist anymore. Are you ready for the hero role yet? Who knows. But at least you can always fall back on the shirpa role.

And now, without any further ado, your Jack Bauer Moment of ZenTM:

Chuck Norris actually speaks three languages: English, Pain, and Death. He is currently working on a fourth language, Dismemberment, and is doing quite well.

When he is alone at night, Chuck Norris likes to wear slippers with bunnies on them. Real bunnies.

Chuck Norris doesn't smash beer cans on his forehead, instead he stares them down till they shrink in fear.

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