Saddam on hunger strike to protest court proceedings
The rest of the world responds with, "Kill yourself. We've been trying to do it for ages."
Then in a week he gets really hungry and passes out, and when he comes to he blames his lack of food on a Zionist conspiracy, blaming occupying forces for blocking critical aid and supplies necessary for his survival. That's what happens when you keep a man from his Cheetos. He gets all loopy... |