Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Audrey Raines is a traitor!!!

You had to know with a nose that big out of whack she was bound to be trouble... Now Jack will have to torture and kill her. And with nearly half of CTU dead, the Kill Counter hits triple digits.

And Tony is officially dead, much to the chagrin of the B4B guys. The only way to bring him back now is for Jack to go armwrestle God for Tony's soul. You know Jack would win, but he's got terrorists to stop. Even if it means giving the greasy German undercover agent sleeping with the hooker/intelligence broker/terrorist aide our "Wet List" on a memory card that's cleverly set to self-destruct. When did turn into Mission Impossible? Is Jack going to get the NOC list next for Max?

And I'm not a fan of the Homeland Security chick, who we'll call Hillary. What a bitch... Did she really think Jack would allow the greasy German undercover agent to have the NOC list? Please... And then there her little gopher boy that Chloe spilled coffee on; dontcha just wanna smack him? He should be referred to as coffee boy or perhaps Weasel II.

Then there was the random reappearance of President Palmer's little brother. After knowing less than zilch in the first couple episodes right after his brother was shot, he all of a sudden has critical info that he can only give to Agent Pierce. Ooookkaaaaayy... WTF? I dig Whiskey Pierce and all, but why not take the critical info to Jack? And then random hooded people shoot out little bro's tires and he runs off into the woods. The only thing I can think of that explains where 24 is going with this new subplot is info about the VP who made his sudden reappearance a couple episodes ago after getting a tour of Hollywood Blvd. while President Weasel brokered a huge Russia-US deal. I don't think he's working with the terrorists, I think he's making a power play to perhaps get President Weasel thrown out of office, so he can take over.

We'll have to wait and see... In the mean time your Jack Bauer Moments of Zen and a shameless pic of Kim...

Chuck Norris Jack Bauer is one of three people who actually KNOWS the 11 secret herbs and spices in Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Chuck Norris Jack Bauer CAN be everywhere at once.

Chuck Norris Jack Bauer had sex with a Mack truck once, the result was Optimus Prime.