Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Adventures of a first-time father to be... part 5

I had an epiphany today. A realization that hit me like a bolt of lightning.

Since the fetching Mrs. Wookie is pregnant with a girl, that means I'm going to have to pay for her wedding... eventually... hopefully in like 40 years...

The first words out of my mouth after this unusual moment of clarity... ?

F*ck.

Part 4
Part 3
Part 2
Part 1