Thursday, October 21, 2004

Bush's extra-super-duper secret plan revealed (again)

ScrappleFace has the exclusive! Bush will reinstitute the draft to save social security by calling up... the "geriatric GIs"?

Previously unseen documents released by the Kerry-Edwards campaign today reveal a secret Bush administration plan to draft the elderly into military service.
"If George W. Bush wins this election, I warn you that he will kill two birds with one stone," said John Forbes Kerry, the Democrat presidential candidate. "He'll bail out
Social Security by sending our nation's grandparents to the front lines in Iraq to die in the wrong war."

What a ballsy plan. Kill off the seniors, save social security. Operation "Joint Replacement" may be just what we need.