Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Gratuitous 24 post

Since 24 was on last night (even though it was sans Kim) and Jack proceeded to ignore a presidential order and kill terrorists on his own, I figured we pull a couple facts out of the Chuck Norris Jack Bauer Random Fact Generator...
It is said you can't know someone until you walk a mile in their shoes. This means no one will ever know Chuck Norris Jack Bauer because he'd kill you if you touch his shoes.

Chuck Norris Jack Bauer once killed a judge and was sent to Alcatraz just to prove he could escape.

While Chuck Norris Jack Bauer was on holiday in Spain, he ate some bad paella causing him to take the largest shit known to man. That shit is now France.
Indeed.