Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Take the Political Party quiz

Political party philosophies broken down into terms we can all understand... jelly donuts. I had this emailed to me, and I couldn't resist posting a sample.

7: The Center for Public-Health Dietary Self Control releases a study that says eating just one jelly donut is as harmful to human health as smoking 10,000,000 cartons of cigarettes. Do you...

CONSERVATIVE: keep eating jelly donuts.

LIBERAL: demand that jelly donuts be removed from vending machines, and public school cafeterias.

LIBERTARIAN: hoard jelly donuts before they are regulated off grocer's shelves.

COMMUNIST: hoard jelly donuts so you can sell them on the black market.
8: The proper response for jelly donut manufactures regarding the public's concerns over jelly donut's deleterious health effects is to...

CONSERVATIVE: hold a televised press conference, wherein the manufacturers eat jelly donuts, and feed them to their children.

LIBERAL: institute a nationwide jelly donut recall.

LIBERTARIAN: let any consumers worried about eating jelly donuts simply stop eating them.

COMMUNIST: give total control of jelly donut manufacturing to the government.
16: A cup with that only contains half a cup of water is...
CONSERVATIVE: half full.

LIBERAL: half empty.

LIBERTARIAN: an example of shortages caused by government control of our water supply.

COMMUNIST: an example of inequitable wealth distribution caused by the inherent social injustice in free enterprise.

Read the whole thing. It's pretty funny.

Thanks to Don.