Angelina Jolie - UN spokes-hole hottie Jessica Alba - Dark Blue Angel hottie Isaiah Washington - sorry no smart comments on the guys, unless absolutely warranted Eva Longoria - Desperate hottie James Blunt - WTF!?! He's got to be the ugliest "beautiful" person on the list Beyonce - Anytime you want to dump Jay-Z, let me know Heather Locklear - oldest hottie on the list Terrance Howard - apparently it's not too hard out there for a pimp Danica Patrick - fast hottie Ziyi Zhang - Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hottie Avril Lavigne - another WTF?!? Sure if you pile enough makeup on her, but that's cheating... Brandon Routh Rachel Bilson - too skinny OC hottie... yeah I know... they're all too skinny Naveen Andrews - torturing people is apparently hot... so where's Jack Bauer? Nicole Kidman - came to her senses before Tom Cruise sacrificed her as mother to his alien spawn hottie |