Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Coalition troops see you when you're sleeping...

... they know when you wake up and take you out cause they've that you're a terrorist...

I'm sure that sounds better to music...

BAGHDAD, Iraq — Ten terrorists were killed early Tuesday morning by coalition forces as they hunted for an Al Qaeda in Iraq leader at a safe house in northern Iraq, officials reported. Three of the terrorists were wearing vests equipped to carry out homicide bombings.

U.S. and Iraqi forces surrounded the house in Balad and killed a terrorist sleeping outside after he woke up and attempted to engage the troops with a pistol, according to coalition officials. The terrorist was shot before he could fire his weapon but as he fell, he reached toward his chest and detonated a suicide vest, sending a shower of charred U.S. dollars — presumably on his body — into the air. No coalition troops were harmed during the explosion.


Talk about overkill. We shoot him, then the 'splodeydope blows himself up. Of course he did it to maximize his death in the hopes of taking out coalition troops. Plus I bet that explosion would be a great alarm clock for his terrorist buddies inside. No matter... we got 'em all and none of the good guys got hurt.

The article also goes on to describe 12 terrorists convicted in court and given life sentences for their terrorist activities, outlines several roadside bombs detonated, and mentions 15 bodies found in streets of Baghdad, some handcuffed and blindfolded.