Tuesday, October 03, 2006

This is a protest I can get behind...

The Fetching Mrs. Wookie forwarded this to me. I don't know about anybody else, but I think if we get the right people involved, this just might work...

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.

So next Saturday a 4PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their homes completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling the block for one hour is recommended.

For this anti-terrorist effort, all men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their homes to prove they are not Taliban, and to demonstrate they think it's OK to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.

Since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America.

God bless America, indeed!

Now who's with me?!