Kerry's outrageous past

Forget possible funding from terrorists and that he's done more flip-flopping then a fish out of water. Beldar has the goods on the real dirt from John Kerry's past. He's engaged in piscatory activities, gustatory rituals, he matriculated, he's a philatelist, engages in proselytism, masticates with condiments, and his daughter is a thespian! She admits to doing it publicly and you can even buy videos of it! How shameful! With all of this in his past (he even flaunts it openly) it's a miracle he was ever elected as a Senator in the first place!