Monday, October 18, 2004

Vagina Monologues, Part II

The oh-so humble editors of the Hatemonger's Quartely have taken it upon themselves to write the sequel to Eve Ensler's feminist manifesto The Vagina Monologues. The reviews of the highly anticipated sequel, entitled The Penis Prologues, are glowing:

“The Penis Prologues offers a long, hard look into the world of the male sex drive.”--Rex Reed

This actually reminds me of my college's slightly less than serious newspaper, the Koala (they endorsed Bush/Cheney in 2000 in the hopes of four years of "dick and bush" jokes). Every April Fool's day the editorial staff would switch with the real school paper's staff and make up a bunch of stories. My favorite detailed the erection of a obelisk/fountain in front of the women's center, that would hourly ejaculate in the general direction of their building. Needless to say, construction never actually broke ground.