Friday, January 28, 2005

New national holiday

Bush's first act in his second term should be to create a new national holiday for those of us who love sex, death, and swearing all done with puppets. No, this isn't for Michael Jackson, it's so that all Americans can head to their local Wal-Mart to pick up their own copy of the movie that singlehandedly won Dubya the election (a movie that got totally snubbed by the Oscar's I might add, but at least Michael Moore didn't get nominated): Team America: World Police!

Everybody mark down April 5 as a day that will live in hilarity for years to come. I'm sure the national holiday is still in the paperwork stage but I'm sure Congress will pass it soon. That's why we wanted to gain those new seats, for important votes like this.

Hat tip to Professor Chaos for keeping up with these important announcements (via Witty Sex Kitten).