Tuesday, May 02, 2006

If we hit Iran, Iran hits Israel

We can't win... if we impose sanctions, Iran says it will raise oil prices. If we attack, Iran says they'll target Israel. Whatever is a superpower to do? Really ought to be interesting to see what the anti-semetic, Zionist conspiracy freaks say if we do attack Iran despite their threat to wipe out Israel...

TEHRAN, Iran — A top Revolutionary Guards commander said Tuesday that Israel would be Iran's first retaliatory target in response to any U.S. attack, a provocative threat that reinforced the Iranian president's past call for Israel to be "wiped off the map."

"We have announced that wherever (in Iran) America does make any mischief, the first place we target will be Israel," the Iranian Student News Agency quoted Gen. Mohammad Ebrahim Dehghani as saying.

"Mischief" is rather vague... Does that mean if we send over the UC Santa Cruz SAW freaks to egg their reactors, pour paint all over the mullahs' doorsteps, and slash Ahmadinejad's tires they'll fire missiles at Israel? I'd think that would qualify as mischief.