Katie Holmes gives birth to Suri Cruise
And to go along with the name that the child will be teased about for the rest of her life, she's got the Church of Scientology to deal with too. It's almost like being born with a handicap.
No word on whether any drugs were administered, whether it was a silent birth, whether any Thetas stopped by with gifts, or whether Tom Cruise actually ate the placenta. He'd probably want to do that last one kinda fast. I hear those don't keep too well... |