"You tell them the acting president is a dirty old man."

Look Curly Bill... The US already had a dirty old car saleman of a president, so 2 is probably a bit much. Not that we here at Cake or Death have anything against dirty old men. Hopefully I get to live long enough to be one. A nice little grandpa sitting on a porch watching the chicks walk by. Anyway, now that president Palmer has resumed his THC induced coma Curly Bill is back in the saddle and that means Karen Hayes is out. But she's gonna sell her man out rather than see her career go up in smoke faster than Valerie Plame's career as an undercover agent. So adios chiggy killer. You have served honorably and got the chance to say "Jack has gone rogue" one last time before you got the boot. Jack on the other hand is ready and willing to risk his life to save Audrey and his country at the same time. He's got the microchip, he's got his C4, and he's got his splodeydope vest ready to go in his Jack Sack. But Silverspoons has to go and ruin the perfect plan by shooting up the joint. His backup didn't get there in time because Chloe and her froggy ex-bubby are reliving their rocky marriage. You married couples know how the arguement goes... ... You left your dirty clothes on the floor again... ... Your cooking is horrible... ... Stop sending encrypted cell phone calls to my screen without telling me first... ... Stop arming nuclear weapons for terrorists. I don't care how deep they stick that powerdrill into you... Ahh... love. And we get to see Audrey's nose for at least one more episode, but now she's got a wicked torture induced twitch. Awesome. And now your Jack Bauer Moment of ZenTM: Chuck Norris Jack Bauer killed Mcgyver by making a set of nun-chucks using newspaper, two toothpicks, a womans weave, and a 3 legged dog. Chuck Norris Jack Bauer was there at the beginning of mankind, and he's damn well going to make sure he'll be the end of it. When Chuck Norris Jack Bauer goes through airport security, the metal detectors bow before him. Heh.